Pyramids Take Time

     The building—a three-story brick affair was tucked awkwardly in between much 
more recently built high-rise apartments and towering hospitals. Its main distinguishing
touch, one of dated elegance, was a large dark green awning spanning the walkway 
leading up to the main entrance. Seattle can be a rainy place and the approach to the 
Women’s University Club offers its members and guests momentary shelter from the 
elements. Parking on the street is forbidden, and the nearest parking lot, two blocks away,
almost guarantees the frequent need for umbrellas.

     When Khyber entered the foyer and closed the door behind him it was as if he had
entered another era. The carpet seemed more plush than normal, and together with the 
leaded glass windows, richly draped in a heavy fashion rarely seen these days, helped 
mute the road noise from the laboring hill traffic just outside the club. Normally a quiet, 
serene room, today it swelled with movement and loud conversation, betraying the 
excitement and anticipation of a celebratory event.

     Khyber stood for a moment, uncomfortable, gathering in the crowd. Recognizing no 
one, he carefully navigated across the large entrance hall to the temporary bar set up in 
a far corner. He requested a beer, declined a glass. Seeking a bit of space, he wandered 
from room to room, not speaking, merely smiling at those who caught his eye. Silently, 
he admired the ornate furniture and the deeply set fireplaces, no longer used, but kept as 
if ready for comfortable chairs pulled close on a chilly evening. He sipped his beer in silent contemplation.

     She was one of those willowy shaped women with a knack for intimidating men. A 
classic black dress accentuated the look and heels bought even more leverage. Her 
martini glass was full, and it was still early so he assumed she was sober, though her
 voice sounded a bit thick.
     He paused near her. When she smiled, to be polite, he said in his formal way, “Good 
evening.”
     Her eyebrows lifted, showing surprise. “What do you do for a living?” she purred over 
the placid pond of gin. Not the most common of greetings. A narrow face, large blue eyes, 
and dark brown hair piled high created an elegant image—an Egyptian queen.

     Your lipstick is one octave too red, he thought. “I’m a writer.” 
He spoke quickly and softly, as if his profession were an embarrassment. He sometimes 
wondered if carpenters or electricians hid similar feelings. He doubted doctors or architects 
did—at least those whose patients heal and designs get built.
     Her extravagant lips posed on the rim of the glass, puckered, her eyes boldly locked on 
his. 
     “And what does the handsome man write?” Now the gin roiled up under the glitz and 
cascaded quickly over the cataract. 
     He resisted the impulse to say, Stories that literary agents don’t care to publish. “Fiction,” 
he replied. “Memories, observations. Stories for children and teenagers, mostly. You won’t 
find them in the library.” 
     He took a swig of cold beer and wiped his lips with the side of his hand. “At least not yet,” 
he added. 
     His eyes were also a light blue, almost matching hers in intensity, though his hair and complexion were considerably lighter.

     Music and laughter sidled in through the open glass doors leading to a patio surrounded 
by lush garden. A nearby kitchen belched food preparation noise. Other denizens edged past, clutching appetizers or drinks. 
     He momentarily forgot her—remembered bitter advice Rick Nelson had offered in an old 
song after being booed at Madison Square Garden—something about singing at garden 
parties. Apparently not a happy gig. Khyber had always considered the song dishonest. Prefer driving a truck to earning a king’s ransom with your voice? Not likely, he thought.

     She coaxed him back. “Does the writer have a name?”
     “Khyber,” he said. “Spelled the same as the pass.”
     “What pass would that be?” 
     Her question caught him off guard. He wiped his thumb over the top of his beer bottle. 
Tilting his head slightly he took a long drink—made her wait.
     “My father was a mountaineer. The Khyber Pass slices through the Safed Koh Mountains 
in northern Pakistan into Afghanistan. One of the most dangerous places on earth.”
  
     Just then a black tied waiter arrived. Like the properly trained surgical scrub nurse, his anticipation was ahead of the cue. He held out his hand to gather the empty bottle. 
“Another, sir?”
     “Indeed,” said Khyber, smoothly making the transfer. “Thanks.”
     
     He knew her next question in advance. “Have you published any of those memories and observations? Anything I might have read, Khyber…” her lips went flat for an instant—
scooped up a rivulet of alcohol, then curved into another teasing smile, “when I was a child 
or teenager?”
  
     For the barest of moments she shifted her eyes down to her drink as if calculating the 
depth of the liquid. Her camel's eyelashes, long and feathery, cast dark shadows below.

     “I haven’t been published yet,” he admitted. “It’s a slow process, but I’m working on it.”
  
     The waiter returned, granting a reprieve from the interrogation. He smiled at the pair. 
“Dinner will be served in about fifteen minutes.” He smiled at the lady. “Would you care for 
a fresh martini?”
  
     “Indeed,” she mimicked, gracefully placing her empty glass on the round tray. “Thank 
you.”
     “Is it so difficult to become published?” She reached out and touched his arm, almost a 
sympathetic gesture.
     “For me it seems to be.” He drank again, filling his mouth with the cold beer before 
swallowing. “It helps if you’re famous. I’m not. Obscure, actually.” 
  
     Her fingertips rested lightly on his wrist; he kept himself from looking downward toward 
the neckline of her dress; but his peripheral vision captured the edge of a tantalizing zone, a 
risky mountain pass cleaved through tantalizing mounds of another sort.
     She lifted her hand and asked, “Are you connected to the bride, or the groom?”
     He smiled, revealing a boyish grin and straight teeth. “Actually, she’s my step-sister.” 
     The smile faded and his eyes hardened, showed some pain. “Dad died in an avalanche, and 
a few years later Mom remarried. That was almost twenty-five years ago. How about you?”
  
     “We were roommates in college. Also best friends, and the nicest person I know.” 
Her eyes challenged him. “My name is Ann, spelled anyway you like.” 
She played ring around the rosy with one painted fingertip on the glass shoreline. 
“You said you write fiction, but aren’t memories and observations just old facts?”
  
     “I suppose they are,” he replied, “but I take things that have happened to me or a friend, or something I’ve read about, and try to tell a story in a unique and imaginative way. Usually 
elements get exaggerated or changed to make them more interesting. In a story I’m working 
on at the moment, there’s a young girl who accidentally fell into a well and was trapped there 
alone for some time. When I was nine years old, my stepfather lowered me into a well out at 
our summer place on the island. I dug with a short handled pick and shovel, filling a bucket 
with dirt and rocks. He waited up above in the light and fresh air, winched the bucket up and dumped it, then sent it back down. I’ve been terrified of being buried alive ever since.” 

     He took a long pull on his beer. “It scared the holy shit out of me.”

     “You don’t look like the kind of man who frightens easily. Why write only for kids though? 
Why not create something of interest for men and women?”
  
     He turned his head toward the sounds on the patio, took a deep breath. “Everybody is or 
was a child. That’s a huge audience. Maybe something I write will help a kid get through a 
tough time in their life, or an adult might recall and deal with something that happened in their childhood. I used a few books that way growing up. 
     "My fantasy is to be sitting in an airport somewhere in the world, and see some kid pull my 
book out of her backpack. I’ll pretend not to watch while she reads because it might freak her 
out if she notices some strange guy staring at her, but I’ll glance over every now and then to see 
if she smiles or giggles at something silly I’ve written.” He grinned at the thought. “One little 
giggle will make all the work and rejections worth it.”
  
     She dipped the tip of her finger into the liquid and brought a clinging drip to her lips. Her 
eyes never left his. 
     “I prefer to read big girl stories—about murder, greed, sex. If you write about those perhaps 
the agents will publish your stories.”

     “You could be right,” he said. He felt warm now, a bit of a buzz started. 
     “But in order to write well about something, I need to know a lot about it. One of the rules 
for writing is to write about stuff you know.” He smiled. “I’ve never murdered anyone and I’ve never had enough money for greed to grab me.”
  
     She touched his arm again, ever so lightly. “What about sex?”
    “I doubt if I could write about it in an imaginative way. Some subjects are very complex and probably require lots more talent than I’ve got.” He tipped the glass above his lips. Drained it.
     
     Eager to change the subject, he asked, “What kind of work do you do, Ann?”
     
     “I design expensive clothing for beautiful women. Fabric, color, style—to tantalize and snare 
the hungry eyes of rich men.” She paused. “Or wealthy women. Adornment for the female form.” 
     She brought the delicate glass to her lips and spoke over it. “You know, creations to inspire murder, greed, and sex.”

     The waiter returned. “Guests are being seated for dinner now.”
  
     “Thank you,” Khyber replied. “We’ll be along in just a minute.”
  
     She smiled. The tip of her tongue darted out and touched her upper lip. “Write something for 
us big girls, Khyber,” she ordered. “I want to see where your memories, observations, and imagination lead you.” 
  
     “It takes a long time from the writing to the published book,” he said. “We writers must be patient. It’s a tedious game the agents and publishers play. Query letters, heartless rejections, 
and replies that never arrive. There’s a lot of waiting for the phone to ring. A writer without patience is in the wrong business.” 
     He rattled the empty beer bottle—wished he had another.
  
     Ann smiled widely and stepped close, brushing seductive lips to his ear—“Are you patient 
with your love-making too, Khyber Pass, that dangerous place of Pakistan and Afghanistan?” 
     Her warmth and scent made him momentarily dizzy.

He smiled as she slid her lips lightly across his cheek, pausing at the corner of his mouth.  
     “Indeed,” he replied. “Like building a pyramid,” he whispered. 
     “Pyramids and sex take time. They turn out best when carefully planned; each step done in 
the proper order.” His grin widened until he could almost, but not quite, taste the gin clinging 
to her lips.
  
     She leaned away—retrieved a matching black rhinestone clutch. 
     “Here’s my card. Call me at quarter past ten tonight; lets get started building the foundation 
for one of those pyramids.”  She stretched across the crevasse; her lips briefly hesitated over, 
but never quite touched his. 
     “I need to eat, Mr. Writer. I’m starved.”
  
     The next morning in his den, precisely at six o’clock, as was his custom, he began. Took a 
sip of coffee. Clicked on the Word icon in the dock. Clicked on New Document. He turned his 
head, glanced out the window, saw past the aging apple tree—gazed inward.

     His fingers triggered the keys—words shot across the computer screen: She was one of those willowy shaped women with a knack for intimidating men. At exactly ten o’clock she finished drying herself and dropped the warmed lavender towel on the bathroom’s tile floor. Glancing at 
the clock, she poured lotion into a cupped hand, propped a slender foot up on the side of the tub, and beginning at the ankle worked her way up. Hurrying now, she leaned close to the mirror and carefully applied fresh lipstick. 
    
     “Adornment for the female imagination,” she said to the nude reflection. It was a coy pose, as 
if she were flirting with herself. Her lips came alive, fluffed up like a pair of goose down pillows—mocked her twin in the looking glass. A crimson flush, unrelated to the shower’s heat, rode high 
on her cheeks like the morning sun striking a cold and lonely distant mountaintop.

     Just as she lay back on the bed, the phone rang. Smiling, she picked up the handset and closed her eyes. 
     “What memories and observations is my favorite writer sharing tonight? Anything for the pleasure of big girls?” she asked.  
  
     Khyber, unleashed, grinned broadly, sipped coffee, and continued writing.