Unqualified
I can insert key to lock,
peel an orange,
squeeze foot to socks—
but
I didn’t earn a
Harvard Law degree,
or Stanford PhD—
I’m not a Rhodes scholar,
or Oxford Fellow—
Cal Tech Engineer,
or win Summa Cum Laude.
Lacking even a house cat’s
portion of common sense,
has made my life a constant
pothole.
