School For Boys
Had I but kept
my wits
about me
in school,
I would have
taken the
Intro To Kissing
elective
instead of
Algebra 1
and then,
a year later,
opted for the
Advanced Kissing
class
in place of
Geometry 1.
There’s little doubt
I would have earned
a better G.P.A.
and perhaps
gained
higher
status with
the Girls.
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from the Childhood Remedy and Other Such collection